In the News
🗑 🏆 Worst opinion of the week: school committee member Wycall scaring herself nearly to tears over hypothetical situations about trans kids playing in sports. Is she okay? Can someone check on her, please?
Town Council (December 1)
drama
Conservatives are big angry over making the school buses woke and gay (electric). It’s weird, too, because the school committee voted to not include the EVs on the capital request. A big stink about something that wasn’t even real — the quintessential reactionary leitmotif.
Perhaps it is you, Councilor LaPietra, who lacks the bandwidth to understand capital requests?
actual government stuff
Introduction to the new owner of the WBLQ station
Presentation about the town’s year-long semiquincentennial celebration in 2026 (love the time capsule idea!)
Approved resolution designated Noyes Neck Road as a CRMC ROW
Approved resolution to amend the town’s liquor license insurance requirements
Advanced to public hearing ordinances bringing the town’s codes about holiday retail in line with the state
Zoning arguments and environmental concerns about the school bus depot
School Committee (December 3)
drama
Genital Inspector General (Children’s Department) Bob Chiaradio made an appearance to farm Rumble clips, a normal thing for an old man to have as his life’s work and digital legacy.
“I can’t stand fence-sitters,” says he. I agree, king: please do us all a favor and stay in your Facebook boomer hugbox where you justify your pedophilic impulses to fellow God-fearing Christians, okay? Have some goddamn shame, you balding creep.
Alternatively, send me some of that TPU money and I’ll shut up forever, probably.
actual government stuff
Presentation about RICAS/SAT scores
Presentation about next year’s program of studies
Almost everything else tabled for procedural reasons
Boards and Committees
Licensing Board Special Meeting (November 24)
Economic Development Commission (December 2)
Planning Board Special Meeting (December 2)
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